Tourists say the darnest things

Basic biology problems:

• “How can you tell if a bird can reproduce asexually?”
• “What do the birds think we are?”
• “How do you know how much birdseed to feed to an eagle?”
• “Do they regrow their bones like starfish?”
• “What is the difference between a bald eagle and a raven?”
• Standing in the middle of the courtyard: “Where do you keep all the raptors?”
• “Do bald eagles like apples?”
• “Aren't owls in the same family as chickens?”
• “You mentioned that they aren't extinct anymore...”

You ain't from around here are you?

• “Where do you have the bald eagles that are just in the trees?”
• “This is a pretty civilized place.”
• “Are the Russians sorry they sold Alaska to the US?”
• “Where is the bridge that humpbacks swim under?”

Whoops:

• “Boris is so.... majestical.”
• “Is he a female?”
• “My friend beat off an eagle.... it was attacking his cat.”
• “Can you fondle her... head.”
• “The last one starts with a 'k'” “Condor!” *facepalm*
  

Socio-political:

• “You know why the weather is like this don't you? Because Obama is ignoring Jerusalem.”
• “Can you believe that redneck bullshit?”
• “So... do you guys grow really good smoke up here?”
• “Volta loves to eat rats.” “Send him to Washington DC!”
  

Wait.... what?

• “Do eagles fledge?”
• “Which bird was raised by seagulls?”
• About Katzeek- “I just... really want to play balloon volleyball with him.”
• At the Booth -“Are you the special guy?”
• “What is your walking trail?”
• “What kind of skin do eagles have?”

And, of course, "other:"

• “Whoever said orange is the new pink was fucking out of their mind.”
• “Can I go to the bathroom?” - after "Does anyone have any questions?"
• “Shut up, Sam, you're going to make me go into labor!”
• “Yeah I backed over one of these once. I put it in my freezer. It stopped flapping in about an hour.”
• “You know that sound that raptors made in Jurassic Park? Was that accurate?"
• “Our dog just died. Can you guys use the meat for the birds?”
• As video is playing “Are you guys going to play us a video soon?”
• “No no, that man is a rapper.”